A Therapeutic Dose

#69 RHOC: S8E15 - London B*tches Falling Down

On this episode of RHOC, all it took was a trip across the pond to fully expose Heather and Tamra for the hideous trolls they are! Shannon delivered all kinds of receipts, Gina served Heather a heaping pile of shut-the-hell-up, and Jen emerged as a whole hero. Time to have a classic See’s Candy (not that hoity-toity crap the Queen ate) and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

#68 RHOC: S18E14 – Dense Breasts and a Dumb Boat

As it applies both to American Mammograms and English Tea, this episode of RHOC posed the question, “One lump or two?” Heather encouraged the women to tend to their breast health, then punished them for not reading her mind. Bucket hats and concierge harassment were the hallmarks of the housewives overseas. And Shannon is showing real signs of growth! While still leaning on Mr. Belvedere quite a bit. But to quote Gina’s producer, “Ohmygod let’s move on.” Time to do a quick Diet Dr. Pepper mouth rinse and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic dose!

#67 RHOC: S18E13 - Don’t Let the FRONT DOOR Hit You Where the Good Lord Split You!

Alexis is “done” and that’s fine by us. Shannon showed off some boundaries for her birthday! And Tamra is dee-sgust-eeeng. RHOC also brought us bad British accents, Bandon being the cutest, and Heather being baffled by basic humanity. Time to set down your 700-pound olive branch arrangement and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

#66 RHOC: S18E12 - Tamra's Bank of Bad Karma

At a RHOC couples’ dinner party, Tamra got sloshed and made messes everywhere, with everyone. From last week’s Butthole Viewing to this week’s Butt-Dial Broadcasting,  she’s managed to run the full gamut of being a gross person. Meanwhile, Heather admonished Terry in a bathroom for admonishing her on camera, Shannon & Archie munched on carrots in bed, and Gina evidently got paid per “meatbwall” mention. Time to hitch a trailer and haul your Harley to Big Bear as you listen to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!
 

#65 RHOC: S18E11 - Susan B. Anthony Jeans

In Orange County, Emily poor-shamed Jen, Heather fat-shamed Emily, and Tamra peed on the concrete. We also got a look at kids recovering from divorce and adults evading personal responsibility. RHOC is fully back on brand! So time to “re-collect” yourself, light your peach-jasmine candle, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

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#63 RHOC S18E9: A Therapeutic “Dosage”

In Sonoma County, Shannon broke down, Heather & Alexis broken-clock’d, and Ramona almost got “Get Out”-ed! This episode of RHOC had private jets, spider coffee, Dubr-offspring inspired champagne, taco perfume, Johnny J vapors, and more. Time to unwrap a sweater from 10,000 sheets of tissue paper, take an Uber to a mall bar for a clandestine cocktail, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose! 

#62 RHOC S18E8 – Once a Tamra, Always a Tamra

If you’re looking for 6 high-quality minutes of Shane Simpson, this was the episode for you! If you’re looking for any “it” factor, Teddi brought none. While Teddi sank 25% of the episode doing horse-girl cosplay, the other 75% was rich with family traumas - old and new - giving Ramona & Margee 100% of their favorite things to talk about! Time to blow-hum into your breathalyzer and tune in for this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

RHOC S18E7: Tamra Judge-Not-Lest-Ye-Be-Judged

A return to form for our OC housewives (except Tamra) this week! Everyone (but Tamra) had moments of humanity that made them all (not Tamra) briefly, fleetingly relatable. Ramona and Margee also touch on the DNC (no notes!), Chimp Crazy (crazy!), Christmas-y drag queens, and death. This episode has it ALL! “So satisfying.” Time to grab your pineapple – but leave your dirty plate – and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

RHOC S18E6: O.C. HGTV & Truck Show!

This week the Real Housewives of Orange County goes on the road to show us a mountain house, some desert real estate, and how utterly unlikable everyone is! This group has now been officially diagnosed with Intelligence Sepsis. Come for the skincare education, stay for the behavior condemnation. Time to grab a Diet Coke from a fountain (preferable), can (fine), or bottle (if you must), and tune in for this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!