A Therapeutic Dose

#91 RHOBH: S14E17 - Toxic Sisterhood of the Travelling Pissed-Pants

On the RHOBH finale, we go to Saint Lucia for Carnival, but Sutton makes it a whole circus. Everyone, incomprehensibly, fights for/about Kyle’s friendship. And Kathy ices her pits, then pisses her pants, and why is she still on this show?! Time to put on your travel jewelry, get some Oreos from Grandma Garcelle’s pocket, and settle in for this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

#90 RHOBH: S14E16 - Full Hyps Sink Ships

RHOBH delivered a real Team Nobody episode this week! It was a Masterclass in projection through picking fights, being defensive, and delivering/accepting/rejecting apologies. Kyle’s still annoying, Kathy’s no longer needed, and Sutton was polarizing as ever and straight up ice cold when she dismissed Garcelle & brushed off Jennifer Tilly. Time to toss your clip-ins on the couch, order up some Watermelon Carpaccio (y tho?), and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic dose!
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#89 RHOBH: S14E15 - Mau-rgan Wade-mansky

On RHOBH, we learn Kyle has laid out some ridiculous rules – speak freely of Mau kissing a young babe, but say nothing about Morgan Wade! While Sutton is fine to abide, we’re with Garcelle – this is weird and annoying! Classic Kyle. Meanwhile, Lael is the most centered & mature teen we’ve ever seen, St. Lucia is as gorgeous as the gal she’s named after, and ohmygod Dorit hire a lawyer! Time to put on a Jagger-approved “mature” top, slam a Phony Negroni, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

#88 RHOBH: S14E14 - Fashion Weak

Sutton’s sustainability fashions were fine. Erika’s new décor is also fine. Everything was just fine. This episode of RHOBH was a study in anti-climactic outcomes, and that was fine by us! Time to coif your tendrils, chug a vodka grapefruit on a nauseous tummy, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

#87 RHOBH PART 2: S14E13 - Champagne B*tches & Caviar Means

Sutton brings her pocketbook to a principles fight and comes out looking real gross. But not to be out-grossed, Kyle whines to her Therapist/Life Coach about Mauricio living his best life while poor Kyle is left behind to… oh wait, Kyle did it first! She’s fine! Nothing is the matter! She just wants her Morgan, and to eat her Mauricio, too!
Meanwhile, Jennifer Tilly rules, Faye Resnick drools, and Erika thinks the valley is cool. Time to don a breezy caftan, heap on heavy jewelry, pile some caviar on a potato, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

#87 RHOBH PART 1: S14E13 - Champagne B*tches & Caviar Means

Sutton brings her pocketbook to a principles fight and comes out looking real gross. But not to be out-grossed, Kyle whines to her Therapist/Life Coach about Mauricio living his best life while poor Kyle is left behind to… oh wait, Kyle did it first! She’s fine! Nothing is the matter! She just wants her Morgan, and to eat her Mauricio, too!
Meanwhile, Jennifer Tilly rules, Faye Resnick drools, and Erika thinks the valley is cool. Time to don a breezy caftan, heap on heavy jewelry, pile some caviar on a potato, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

#86 RHOBH: S14E12 - Red, White, and Booze

ON RHOBH, Kyle complains some more, Kathy is crazy as ever, Dorit is unraveling before our eyes, Sutton is defensive about the “myth” of her problem drinking, Garcelle stumbles into the party and through her defense of Sutton, Erika obsesses about her annual hot dog, and Boz is a most welcome voice of reason in this deranged “sisterhood.” Time to put gold flakes in your lemonade, leave your dead orchid to rot another day, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

#85 RHOBH: S14E11 - Crab Cakes and MUSTARRRRDDDDDDDD!

TW - We discuss suicide as it pertains to this week's episode of RHOBH.
Sutton became undeniably sympathetic in this episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Kettle One & Ocean Spray might have a hold on anyone who’d been through what she’s been through! In Augusta, Garcelle shows up as the friend we all would want, while Kyle demonstrates, yet again, she is the friend we all could do without. Meanwhile, Dorit makes excuses for PK, Boz makes concessions for Keeley, and Ramona & Margee can’t get enough of Kendrick! Time to obsess over gluten-free breadcrumbs, bitch about ice cubes, discover the parallels between a capsule collection & ground beef, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!
 
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#84 RHOBH: S14E10 - A-Reba! A-Reba!

On RHOBH, Sutton’s mom, Reba, was as unimpressed by a Saks scarf as she is by her own daughter. Dorit received a 7-page declaration of war. But it was Kyle who wore stupid camo cosplay to handle a firearm and then cry in her ex’s (tattooed!) arms. Time to put on your PJs, quietly curse PK, say a prayer for divorcées, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!
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#83 RHOBH: PART TWO S14E9 - Filet of the Minion

While Kyle proclaims herself to be a butter-less baked potato having a menty-b, most of her RHOBH castmates would characterize her as more of a lying liar who lies, and also a ridiculous hypocrite! And give the editors their flowers for the most satisfying exposé of a liar/victim/martyr we could ever have asked for! Time to get yourself an extra hot oat milk vanilla latte and a couple pieces of toast from a $700 D&G toaster, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!