A Therapeutic Dose

Summer House careens towards the catastrophic end of its 10th season, and we're seated in VIP to watch it alllllll go down. Amanda blames it on bad lighting. West can't be trusted around long hair or Ciara's heart. Mia could use a hug from her mommy. Carl gives Bailey the fanny flutters, and Jesse's generous lips are sealed. Time to reflexively smear Sharpie off your forehead and tune into this week's A Therapeutic Dose. 

Where do we even start?! Summer House should be fun! This week's SH news howevs? NOT. FUN. Carl wants a distraction, Lindsay declares her Sugar Baby era, Kyle needs a hug and to be loved, and Ciara needs to run far away from the rest of these fools (and take KJ and Mia with her). Time to make out with someone while they pee and tune into this week's A Therapeutic Dose! 

On this week's Summer House, no amount of old man glam can mask Kyle’s rotten spirit. KJ can’t lie and Lindsay’s gross gossip can’t bring him and Dara down. West runs out of any goodwill for Kyle after his night of disgusting anti-Amanda outbursts. Time to put on your cry-for-help Crocs, drown your sorrows at the soda water machine, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!l

This episode of Summer House ran the gamut from drunken party games to sobering conversations. Kyle’s immaturity endures, while Carl’s sobriety shines. KJ’s kindness makes him even cuter, and Mia’s honesty makes us echo Amanda when she said, “Thank you for bringing her into our lives!” Time to kiss a girl & give Kyle a b*ner, shower solo, pack your pjs, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

On Summer House, Ben and Bailey get butt hurt, Ciara sets boundaries, KJ solidifies his position as the #1 Good Guy in the Group, and we find out Kyle cheaped out on Carl, but splurged at Cartier. Time to throw a 3:00AM Buffalo Chicken Dip in the oven, sit on someone to confirm your crush, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

On Summer House, neither Jesse, West, nor the wet ground treats Ciara with the dignity she deserves. Bailey's flirting is as scary as her plant pranking. And dare we say Dara and KJ are daring to fall in love? Time to gnaw on a turkey leg while watching your ex drive off in the car you paid half for, and tune in to this week's A Therapeutic Dose!

On Summer House, Kyle “cooks,” Amanda coughs, and West makes a fluffy breakfast casserole with a side of (deservedly!) harsh words for Jesse. Lindsay identifies as a full-time MILF, Ben threatens to enter a mustache era, and Bailey is all of us when she proclaims, “I am well aware that I am fully f***ed up, I have a million issues and I’m working on them - just give me some time.” Speaking of time… Time to get the blue cheese out of your purse, let your masculine side load up babes on your lap, have a dream about spicy Hamm, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

Kyle & Amanda continue to come undone before our eyes. We get some nostalgic Ciara & West energy for a beat. And KJ can do no wrong! Shoutout to the lover-boys! But no shouts for Loverboy bevs because… Kyle. Time to be unsurprised & disappointed in Jesse’s bikini advice, DM Amanda about Kyle’s whereabouts, pull up a dune and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

It’s only the second episode of the season, but Summer House is full on Summer House-ing! Kyle’s second place in Amanda’s heart, but takes first prize in slurring! Carl schmears his way into Bailey and Levi’s hearts simply by asking if they want bagels. If Mia broke out of her shell after working at a sex club, maybe Ben should work there, too? KJ and Ciara speak about realities far too few reality shows on Bravo dare to breach, and Ramona has some… opinions on cannabis. Time to show up at your friend’s house with your own iced coffee but nothing for them, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

In the season premiere of Summer House, mental health was so centered for most of the cast, that Kyle’s refusal to tend to his own was as egregious as a breakup at Sweetgreen. West & Ciara exhibit growth! Kyle exhibits none. The newbie gals allot one bed for stuff and one bed for sleep. And KJ stole our anxious hearts! Time to run 8 miles and tell EVERYONE about it, try to make a 10-gallon hat your personality, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!