A Therapeutic Dose

# 95 SUMMER HOUSE: S9E11 - Bed Rotters and Flag Spotters

The Valley was too dark, so we took a detour to Summer House! The boys served up a heaping helping of arrested development, immaturity, and unwarranted Imrul ill-will. And the girls created a landfill crisis but looked real pretty in their costumes as they did it, so… Speaking of costumes, Tom Schwartz may have dressed up like an angel, but his Dark Eeyore energy shined right through! West & Jesse are Beavis & Butthead IRL. And Lexie delivered a pitch perfect performance as she made it known to King Toe-Gate that trust & truth are nonnegotiables. Time to step away from the ice luge, shut down Club Send It, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

#94 RHOBH: S14E19 - BEWARE: SNAKE WOMEN!

The final installment of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion brought us The Victim Olympics! And, of course, everyone thinks they won. Kyle boo hoos about marriage, Sutton gets prickly about Ocean Spray, and Erika demonstrates that she is a substance colder than ice. Time to grab a couple bites of a corn dog, please do call your friends/frenemies WHILE they’re in the thick of it, and then tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

#93 RHOBH: S14E19 - Kyle Richards in The Whiney Lotus

In the second installment of the RHOBH reunion, not even Kyle’s amethyst can stand her BS anymore! Kyle is “I know you are but what am I” incarnate, and it is boring and exhausting and entirely on brand. We learned that “You live on a main road in Bel Air” is a sick burn if you’re ultra rich, and that Jennifer Tilly herself is the most important piece of American jewelry! Time to shoot a quick text to PK, grab an emotional support snack, but whatever you do, do not say the name “Morgan” aloud ever(!), and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

#92 RHOBH: S14E18 - “Everybody Can Go F*ck Themselves, I Don’t Care.”

The RHOBH reunion got underway on April Fools’ Day and the women sure delivered foolishness. Seated right next to Andy were Kyle’s signature tendrils and defensiveness. And filling out the couches were Sutton’s projecting, Dorit’s denial, Erika’s narcissism, Boz’s exasperation, and Garcelle’s resignation. Time to charge your crystals in the sun and call on a producer to “roll the tape” on this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

#91 RHOBH: S14E17 - Toxic Sisterhood of the Travelling Pissed-Pants

On the RHOBH finale, we go to Saint Lucia for Carnival, but Sutton makes it a whole circus. Everyone, incomprehensibly, fights for/about Kyle’s friendship. And Kathy ices her pits, then pisses her pants, and why is she still on this show?! Time to put on your travel jewelry, get some Oreos from Grandma Garcelle’s pocket, and settle in for this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

#90 RHOBH: S14E16 - Full Hyps Sink Ships

RHOBH delivered a real Team Nobody episode this week! It was a Masterclass in projection through picking fights, being defensive, and delivering/accepting/rejecting apologies. Kyle’s still annoying, Kathy’s no longer needed, and Sutton was polarizing as ever and straight up ice cold when she dismissed Garcelle & brushed off Jennifer Tilly. Time to toss your clip-ins on the couch, order up some Watermelon Carpaccio (y tho?), and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic dose!
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#89 RHOBH: S14E15 - Mau-rgan Wade-mansky

On RHOBH, we learn Kyle has laid out some ridiculous rules – speak freely of Mau kissing a young babe, but say nothing about Morgan Wade! While Sutton is fine to abide, we’re with Garcelle – this is weird and annoying! Classic Kyle. Meanwhile, Lael is the most centered & mature teen we’ve ever seen, St. Lucia is as gorgeous as the gal she’s named after, and ohmygod Dorit hire a lawyer! Time to put on a Jagger-approved “mature” top, slam a Phony Negroni, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

#88 RHOBH: S14E14 - Fashion Weak

Sutton’s sustainability fashions were fine. Erika’s new décor is also fine. Everything was just fine. This episode of RHOBH was a study in anti-climactic outcomes, and that was fine by us! Time to coif your tendrils, chug a vodka grapefruit on a nauseous tummy, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

#87 RHOBH PART 2: S14E13 - Champagne B*tches & Caviar Means

Sutton brings her pocketbook to a principles fight and comes out looking real gross. But not to be out-grossed, Kyle whines to her Therapist/Life Coach about Mauricio living his best life while poor Kyle is left behind to… oh wait, Kyle did it first! She’s fine! Nothing is the matter! She just wants her Morgan, and to eat her Mauricio, too!
Meanwhile, Jennifer Tilly rules, Faye Resnick drools, and Erika thinks the valley is cool. Time to don a breezy caftan, heap on heavy jewelry, pile some caviar on a potato, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

#87 RHOBH PART 1: S14E13 - Champagne B*tches & Caviar Means

Sutton brings her pocketbook to a principles fight and comes out looking real gross. But not to be out-grossed, Kyle whines to her Therapist/Life Coach about Mauricio living his best life while poor Kyle is left behind to… oh wait, Kyle did it first! She’s fine! Nothing is the matter! She just wants her Morgan, and to eat her Mauricio, too!
Meanwhile, Jennifer Tilly rules, Faye Resnick drools, and Erika thinks the valley is cool. Time to don a breezy caftan, heap on heavy jewelry, pile some caviar on a potato, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!